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Things you need to become a real poet:

you need to buy a bag of light brown rice and a small jar of peanut butter, put on a shirt and read as much poetry as you can on your smartphone. you need to translate poetry as if it were a phone text message. you need to grow corn and toil in the dirt until your hands bleed. you need to spend whole days reading poetry because poetry is for stupid people, the rest of us are just supposed to be in a museum. you need to always put more of your heart and soul in your words than you put in your writing. you need to sit in front of a poem for at least a couple hours and develop some small bit of self-esteem.